You know you should post more.
You're not going to, though. Are you?
Sophia is the teammate you hire to handle social media—the drafting, the posting, the guilt. We're in beta and letting people in slowly.
Join the waitlist, or jump the queue if you're ready to commit.
Social media is a full-time job.
You already have one.
You know. You've known for months. Maybe years.
But when are you supposed to do it? Between the actual work, the invoices, the client calls, the putting-out-fires? Posting on LinkedIn isn't exactly top of the priority list when you're trying to keep a business running.
So it doesn't happen. Or it happens in bursts—three posts in a week, then silence for a month. The guilt sits there, quietly.
What if someone else just... did it?
Not "automated content" (that's how you end up sounding like a robot). Not a social media agency (who has £2k/month for that?). Not another app with a dashboard you'll forget to check.
A teammate. Someone who learns how you talk, drafts posts that sound like you, handles the engagement, and doesn't post anything without your say-so.
Sophia is the social media help
you've been putting off hiring
Sophia
She's not a scheduling app. She's not a slop machine. She's the teammate who:
Writes posts in your voice (because she actually learns it)
Engages with your audience so they don't feel ignored
Keeps your profiles consistent without you thinking about it
Suggests ideas based on what's resonating
Only posts what you've approved (you stay in control)
She handles the grind. You make the calls.
Already working for real businesses
We're in early beta, so we don't have years of case studies.
What we do have: actual humans using Sophia right now.
"I've posted more in the last 3 weeks than I did in the previous 6 months. And I didn't write any of it. I just spoke to Sophia like I would an employee."
Beta user, marketing consultant
"She got my voice right by the second draft. I was skeptical, but it genuinely sounds like me. And the visuals are bang-on."
Beta user, freelance designer
"I finally stopped feeling guilty about Instagram. That alone is worth it."
Beta user, small agency owner
Why the waitlist?
Because we're not shipping half-baked AI and hoping for the best.
Sophia needs to learn your voice, your brand, how you like to sound. That takes proper onboarding.
We're letting people in at a pace where we can actually do that well.
Tell us about your business
Quick application. We read them all—not an algorithm.
We'll let you know
Good fit? We'll bump you up. Already drowning in social media and ready to actually use this? That helps.
Get in early, stay in cheap
Beta users lock in founding member pricing. Forever. Plus you get a say in what we build next.
Don't want to wait?
Invite codes from existing users skip the queue.
So does paying annually—if you're ready to commit, we're ready to let you in.
We're not here to flood the internet
with AI slop
You've seen it. The LinkedIn posts that sound like a robot summarised a business book. The Instagram captions with all the right words and none of the personality.
That happens when humans aren't involved. Click a button, generate 50 posts, ship them without looking. Garbage at scale.
Squidgy doesn't work like that. Sophia does the legwork, but you're the one with the taste, the judgement, the "does this actually sound like me?" You stay in the loop. That's the whole point.
Early users get the best deal.
Obviously.
You're trusting us while we're still figuring things out. That means something.
Beta users lock in founding member pricing—permanently. Not a 30-day discount. Not "while stocks last."
Just: you were early, so you pay less, forever.
What beta users get:
Founding member pricing (locked for life, even when prices go up)
Direct line to the team building this
First access to new AI teammates
Your feedback actually shapes the product
Skip the queue options:
Invite code
Someone already in can vouch for you
Annual plan
Commit for a year, skip straight to access
Get on the list
We're not trying to create hype. We're trying to build something that actually works.
If you're sick of the social media guilt spiral and want someone to just handle it—join the waitlist. We'll be in touch when there's space.
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