
I keep your brand visible, consistent, and sounding like you — every week, without the hours.
I learn your Brand DNA
Your tone, your audience, your style. Every post sounds like you wrote it.
I build your content plan
A full calendar of ideas and angles built around your business. Nothing generic.
I write every post
Platform-specific copy for LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook and TikTok — ready for your approval.
I sort the visuals
On-brand elements sourced or created. No stock mismatches.
I schedule and publish
Posted at the right time, on the right platform. You just approve.
I track and improve
I tell you what's working and adjust. Every week gets better than the last.


"I've posted more in the last 3 weeks than I did in the previous 6 months. And I didn't write any of it."
— Beta user, marketing consultant

Writes every newsletter in your voice
Plans your calendar so you're never scrambling for something to say
Keeps your audience warm between sales without you thinking about it
Suggests topics based on what your readers actually care about
Only sends what you've approved (you stay in control)

Writes in your voice with the depth that actually builds authority
Researches what your audience is searching for (and writes it properly)
Keeps your blog consistent without you having to think about it
Suggests topics based on what will rank and convert
Only publishes what you've approved (you stay in control)
First month completely free
Try the full team, no charge.
50% Lifetime Discount
£99/month instead of £199/month.
Half the standard price, guaranteed for life.
All Three AI Mates from Day One
Sophia, Nula, and Blake, ready to work for you.
Direct Access to the Founders
Shape the product roadmap with your feedback.
Join the waitlist
Drop your name and email. You'll get a confirmation instantly with your leaderboard link.
Play Escape the Admin
Climb the leaderboard throughout April. Share, refer, and compete. The top 75 when the waitlist closes on 30th April become our Founding Partners.
Founding 75 confirmed on 30th April
Leaderboard locks. Your founding spot is secured and you'll hear from us directly.
This Beta Cohort kicks off 1st May
We'll guide you through your Brand DNA session, set up Sophia, Nula, and Blake around your business, and you're live within a week.
First month completely free
£99/month locked for life
Sophia, Nula & Blake from day one
Brand DNA setup included
Direct access to the founders
Shape the product roadmap
75 spots only · Waitlist closes 30th April
Small and medium business owners who know content matters but don't have the time or budget for a full content team. Agencies managing multiple clients are also a strong fit.
No. The Brand DNA layer is what makes it different — Squidgy learns how you specifically communicate and creates content that sounds like you, not like a prompt. Generic AI output is the problem we're solving, not repackaging it.
After joining the waitlist you'll get access to our leaderboard game. Share posts, and play the game throughout April to climb the rankings. The top 75 on 30th April become Founding Partners.
No. The first month is completely free. We'll only ask for payment details before June when your free month ends.
LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. More platforms coming.
None. Squidgy is fully conversation-based — if you can send a message, you can use it. The welcome session in May walks you through everything, and it's simpler than you'd expect.
You'll be first in line when we open the next cohort. We'll be in touch before the public launch.
Yes. No contracts. The £99/month rate is locked for as long as you stay.
Sophia handles social media, Nula handles your newsletter, and Blake handles your blog. Together they cover your full content output. You can start with one or get all three from day one as a Founding Partner.

